Kidsayings from the Disney Cruise
In the Animator’s Palate restaurant, where the walls change from black and white to color during the meal, Anna noticed that the picture of Ariel on the wall was changing colors. “Look, Ben!” she shouted. “Ariel has on her purple breasts!”
Ben desperately wanted a model of the ship. Daddy finally bought it for him before dinner one night on the condition that he keep it in the box so that it didn’t get broken. Ben sat with the box next to him dinner and couldn’t wait to get back to the room so he could open it. Running down the hallway to the cabin, a room attendant asked what he had. Ben told him that it was a model of the ship. The attendant asked if he could see it and Ben ran past shouting, “No! It’s too fragile!” For the rest of the trip, the attendants referred to Ben as “Captain.”
During the lifeboat drill, the kiddos enjoyed wearing their life vests. While standing on deck, they bumped into each other like little sumo wrestlers. “It’s like having breasts!” they declared.
The following Sunday in church, Anna explained to someone on the shuttle bus, "It was nothing like the Titanic."
Anna enjoyed the cruise so much that she made up a song to sing about the cruise. The only words were, "Come back, cruise!" repeated over and over.
Ben desperately wanted a model of the ship. Daddy finally bought it for him before dinner one night on the condition that he keep it in the box so that it didn’t get broken. Ben sat with the box next to him dinner and couldn’t wait to get back to the room so he could open it. Running down the hallway to the cabin, a room attendant asked what he had. Ben told him that it was a model of the ship. The attendant asked if he could see it and Ben ran past shouting, “No! It’s too fragile!” For the rest of the trip, the attendants referred to Ben as “Captain.”
During the lifeboat drill, the kiddos enjoyed wearing their life vests. While standing on deck, they bumped into each other like little sumo wrestlers. “It’s like having breasts!” they declared.
The following Sunday in church, Anna explained to someone on the shuttle bus, "It was nothing like the Titanic."
Anna enjoyed the cruise so much that she made up a song to sing about the cruise. The only words were, "Come back, cruise!" repeated over and over.
# posted by Scott @ 5/29/2006 08:10:00 PM 
